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10 September 2008 @ 06:58 pm
Ludicrous Hadron Conspiracies  
A Public Service Announcement:

To everyone I met today claiming the world was about to end within the next 24 hours like they were some sort of expert, to every news media outlet trying to start a minor panic with sensationalist reporting, and to everyone who's just innocently confused or misinformed:

The LHC is not going to bring about the end of the world. Go back to whatever it was you were doing and stop worrying, and most of all stop annoying me. The sun will rise tomorrow and the planet will still be here. As much fun as it is to toy with the idea of how things might go wrong, in reality, it's just not going to happen.

So put down the conspiracies, back away slowly, and get on with your lives. Thankyou.

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